It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point
out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a
half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
-Dream of the Endless
Gone are the skin-centric, tummy-revealing and possibly private
part-exposing trends that Spears and friends like Paris Hilton made
ubiquitous. Instead, designers are embracing modesty, using sheer
fabrics and lingerie looks to [sic] subtly hint at sexiness. (AP
Man it's really hot under all this clothing. I wish I were naked so I
wouldn't be so hot.
-Preemption of BOTHERSOME CHILDREN intending deliberately to
misconstrue the meaning of the resolution (which follows).
The PHILOLEXIAN SOCIETY invites you, cordially, to the THIRD DEBATE
OF THE SEMESTER!
RESOLVED: Naked People are much hotter than clothed people
JD Satow room (fifth floor of Lerner Hall)
AT 8:30 PM,
ON Thursday, September 27.
Refreshments to precede the meeting.
Old and new members welcome alike.
Be there or that persistent nightmare in which you stand at the
podilectern, not wearing pants but not realizing it, and cringing at
the laughter around you, shame looming so large in your mind that
understanding cannot possible come in, will prove true--but also with,
like, wolverines and stuff thrown in, as well.
...and that's DOCTOR Whippersnapper to you!