Brother Lemonik 2.0 of the Order Philolexian is currently reconnoitering the world, drumming up support in case our war with Whig-Clio ever heats up again. Here are some notes from his travelogue, brought to us in the form of a recent email from India:
-I'm telling time with salamis - I can only buy veg food so i brought three dried salamis from Israel for meat and i eat a fifth of a salami every other day... i can tell what day it is by looking at my salami.
-the Taj Mahal is one of the better mahals you will see
May we have a moment of hushed conversation in memory of one who is no longer among us--because he's, like, 10,000 miles away.