I had tons of sarcastic comments to add to this list, but I think it’s much better to let the items speak for themselves.

-- The Best Electronic Pants Presser

-- The Marshmallow Shooter

--Jumpin Jammerz (“Until now Footed Pajamas have been almost impossible to find in adult sizes. Well, your search is over!!!”)

-- The Classic Ball-Shooting “Burp” Gun

-- The Remote Controlled Beverage Buggy

-- Solar Powered Mole Repeller (“drives ‘em out with safe, effective, annoying vibrations!”)

-- Floatin’ Bumper Boats

-- Personalized Branding Iron (for your barbeque)

-- Solar Powered Personalized Talking Bible

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