- "Oh, so you're not a virgin?" he asked crabbily. -- S. Blair
- "I'm gonna come!" Tom ejaculated. --Yonah lemonik
- "Oh my god so many fireworks oh my god OH GOD" Tom ejaculated. --Schmonz (a July 4 variation)
- "Dammit, what'th after third?" Tom asked forthfully. --Yonah lemonik
- "If I used Pantene, my hair would be shinier," Tom said conditionally. --Schmonz
- "Hey, I once invented the Internet," said Tom allegorically. (by a Mathean, says Grace)
- "I think I might be homosexual," Tom said, half in earnest. --Christopher travis
Some Not Tom Swifties with Tom-Swifty-like appeal
- Cogitoam Blairgo Sam.
- To Beez or not to Beez, that is the Kazim.
- Noameo, Noameo, Blairfore art thou Noameo?
- And God said, "Let Blair be light. And Blair was light. And God saw that it was Kruta."
- Noam is Blair the heart is.
- There's Noam Grace like Noam.
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