CRUSHP, n.
The Committee to Rectify the Un-Philolexian Sneaky Hipster Problem. Reified under Schwartz's moderatorship. When the committee was active it did things like:
- Stage protests against the emerging Hipster Threat (What do we want? Sincerity! When do we want it? Now!)
- Was subject to a secret counter-protest organized by unnamed members of the Philolexian Society.