Every two years the Collegiate Conference of Literary and Debating Societies meets to tell stories and tell secrets. The most recent meeting was held by the Philodemic Society of Georgetown University in spring 2009.

Philomathean Society of the University of Pennsylvania

• We like them, they like us, we're allied against Whig-Clio. Visiting should be done by at least one Philo to the other (preferably both) every year to keep relations strong. They've been invited to Kilmer in the past and it'd be cool to keep that going too, not least because they tend to write awesome bad poems.

Whig-Cliosophic Society of Princeton University

• We are at war with Whig-Clio. We have always been at war with Whig-Clio. Messrs. Prywes and Panjwani made sure to punk their halls (in a genteel fashion, naturally) during a spring '09 Quiz Bowl trip.

Philodemic Society of Georgetown University

• They held an inter-societal thing (CCLDS) in spring '09. We sent Blair, Panjwani, and Shannon. Shannon gave us a multimedia presentation about it afterward.

Georgia something or other? a few years ago? again?

• Schmonz remembers almost nothing, help?

Hipsters of Everywhere

• We liked them better before they started liking things better before other people starting liking them. See also CRUSHP.