Every two years the Collegiate Conference of Literary and Debating Societies meets to tell stories and tell secrets. The most recent meeting was held by the Philodemic Society of Georgetown University in fall 2016.
- We like them, they like us, we're allied against Whig-Clio. Visiting should be done by at least one Philo to the other (preferably both) every year to keep relations strong. They've been invited to Past kilmer winners in the past and it'd be cool to keep that going too, not least because they tend to write awesome bad poems.
- We are at war with Whig-Clio. We have always been at war with Whig-Clio. Messrs. Prywes and Panjwani made sure to punk their halls (in a genteel fashion, naturally) during a spring '09 Quiz Bowl trip.
- Bitter rivals of the [Phi Kappa Society].
- Bitter rivals of the [Demosthenian Society].
- Much currently unknown. Probably literate.
- We liked them better before they started liking things better before other people starting liking them. See also CRUSHP.