Liquid Hector

Liquid Hector, n. The official Liquid Hector of the society.

According to lore by aleksandar obradovic, during a meeting, a man danced passionately and suggestively outside of Satow in a ripped up white t-shirt that said "Liquid Hector" on the back. Because of his captivating spirit and dancing, Philo became entranced with his dancing. Jennifer Haley and nicholas luber circled him, said philo had been watching him, and he had been nomenclatured the official Liquid Hector of the society.

To this day, Philo never saw Liquid Hector again.

But he's out there.