all jobs are a form of prostitution.

"Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, then for a few close friends, and then for money."
--Moliere

"We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women, and its name is prostitution."
--Victor Hugo

"Wanted: Unpaid intern to fill opening IN MY PANTS!!! Start date: Right now. End date: Thirty seconds later. Travel stipend not included. Must receive school credit."
--Failed Craigslist Advertisement

The PHILOLEXIAN SOCIETY pulls up to your street corner, rolls down its window, and invites you to its third debate of the semester.

RESOLVED: All jobs are a form of prostitution.

WHEN: This Thursday (9/23) at 8:30. Rephreshments to precede the meeting.

WHERE: Van Am Quad (a.k.a. the Van Amringe Memorial Quadrangle; more commonly known as the area right in front of Hartley/Wallach)

Resume stuffer? But I hardly know 'er!
Whiplash