"Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, then for a few close friends, and then for money."
"We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women, and its name is prostitution."
"Wanted: Unpaid intern to fill opening IN MY PANTS!!! Start date: Right now. End date: Thirty seconds later. Travel stipend not included. Must receive school credit."
--Failed Craigslist Advertisement
The PHILOLEXIAN SOCIETY pulls up to your street corner, rolls down its window, and invites you to its third debate of the semester.
RESOLVED: All jobs are a form of prostitution.
WHEN: This Thursday (9/23) at 8:30. Rephreshments to precede the meeting.
WHERE: Van Am Quad (a.k.a. the Van Amringe Memorial Quadrangle; more commonly known as the area right in front of Hartley/Wallach)
Resume stuffer? But I hardly know 'er!