Replace the Core with YA Lit

"You honourable old men, go home. Yield to fate, before you hurt yourselves. What we've done here we had to do. Let our troubles end right now." - Clytaemnestra, upon burning all the Core books on a pyre in front of Alma Mater.

"I'm trying to write a book about what it means to be human, to grow up, to suffer and learn. Why shouldn't a work of fantasy be as truthful and profound about becoming an adult human being as the work of George Eliot or Jane Austen?" - Philip Pullman, leading the above book burning.

"Fuck it." - The Committee on the Core Curriculum, announcing their decision to swap out the entire Core for the Harry Potter series, each book getting its own class, with a final 3 point thesis project.

The Philolexian Society does something edgy relating to a contemporary issue, reads some books about vampires, and somehow still gets a B on the final paper before debating...

RESOLVED: Replace the Core with YA Lit. WHERE: Hamilton (look for signs) WHEN: 8:30pm Thursday, September 26th.

News and Announcements

1. None. May the odds be...something something. Look, it's a Core requirement, I'll read the SparkNotes eventually.

Surgam,

?Guilt Whip