This week, the Philolexian Society performs a brief thought experiment:

  1. There are currently 7 billion humans and 19 billion chickens alive on planet earth.

  2. If all resources are equally distributed, every human should receive approximately three chickens.

  3. By the same logic, every human should also receive 0.000014 sperm whales, 0.00000023 lion feet, 0.0000000452 tree frog livers, 0.000000000142 members of the cast of Happy Days, and one human being.

Agree? Disagree? Hungry? Join Philo this Thursday at 8:30pm in the Satow Room to debate r: We are all entitled to 3 chickens

Announcements: Phlyering at 8:30 Monday night in the Diana lobby

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