The Philolexian Society
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Tabletop Accessories, n. The various items Philolexian has acquired over the years, held onto like pack rats, and proudly displays on the table at each meeting.
The Sergeant at Arms collects a fee for the various fines and deposits those fines in the Mr. Potato head figure. His name is Kip Corwin.
The official pugilist clergyman of the society was acquired via a nomenclaturist general's letter.
Knit as a work of merit by Katherine duh in Spring of 2009
A punny and outstanding work of merit, hoisted upon a water bottle from the stone ages. Legend has it that Nick Luber drank from this water and lived. (It was gross)