Tabletop Accessories, n. The various items Philolexian has acquired over the years, held onto like pack rats, and proudly displays on the table at each meeting.
Knit as a work of merit by Katherine duh in Spring of 2009
A punny and outstanding work of merit, hoisted upon a water bottle from the stone ages. Legend has it that Nick Luber drank from this water and lived. (It was gross)