The Fed

The Staff of 15.2

Board of Editors
Laurie Marhoefer
Tom Bellin
Kent Kleiman
Ted Scharff
Jacqueline Hidalgo

Associate Board
Anna Chodos
Mark Kuba
Elena Schor

Contributors
Alex Angert
Paul Campion
Amy Phillips
Thomas Huth
Cherie Song
Eugene Myers
Sally Tamarkin
Jennifer Aziz

Layout Staff
Michael Castleman
Laetia Kress
Grace Lo

Copy
Meghan Keane
Juliet Ross
Sara Waugh

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The views of the Federalist are as follows:
1) There’s nothing like relaxing with a full pipe of the delicious crack rock.
2) We know Becky is reading this.
3) I don’t care what you say!  I still think I’m not!
4) We’re a killing machine, designed for one purpose!

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September ish, 1999