The Fed

The Staff of 15.1

Board of Editors
Lauire Marhoefer
Tom Bellin
Kent Kleiman
Ted Scharff

Associate Board
Jacqueline Hidalgo

Just Bored
Rushin Desai

Editor Emeritus
Christopher Sandersfied

Contributors
Sara Waugh
Daria Masullo
Anna Chodos
Mr. Tookie

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Laura Weber
Sara Waugh


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August 30, 1999