The Fed

The Staff of 15.8

Board of Editors
Laurie Marhoefer
Tom Bellin
Kent Kleiman
Anna Chodos
Jacqueline Hidalgo

Associate Board
Ted Scharff
Mark Kuba
Thomas Huth
Amy Phillips
Matt Kondratowicz
Meghan Keane
Erin Thompson
Laetia Kress
Paul Campion
Anindita Sinha
Edward Ehrbar
Stephen Grant
Andrea Toth
Claire Frisbie

Contributors
Marisa Escolar
Alex Angert
Noah Fulmor
Annie Porter
Charlie Homans
Corinne Marshall
Liz Gorinsky
Anna Altz-Stamm

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1) Hamilton at 5:30 belongs to the Fed
2) Eyes Wide Meghan Shut will be the best movie ever!
3) Laurie is 2 hot 2 handle, and highly employable as well
4) We’re a killing machine, designed for one purpose!