The Fed
takin' your wallet and stealin' your girl since 1983
volume 15 issue 3 Horror
The Lovely Staff of 15.3
Board of Editors
laurie marhoefer
tom bellin
jacqueline hidalgo
Associate Board
kent klieman
anna chodos
elana schor
thomas huth
amy phillips
mark kuba
matt kondratowicz
ted scharff
Contributors
j.r. wilhielm
rosy nograles
laetia kress
batsheva glatt
paul campion
ginger sladon gentile
meghan keane
Art
steven grant
ben schwartz
Graphics Staff
kent klieman
ted scharff
Layout Staff
anna chodos
laurie marhoefer
laetia kress
amy phillips
matt kondratowicz
Copy
meghan keane
elana schor
laetia kress
Staff Emeritus
leslee freidman
The Fed welcomes unsolicited submissions.
Any misspellings, grammatical faux pas, or other ‘mistakes’ are intentional: they were left in for effect, and if that’s not obvious to you, you’re just not getting it. The Fed treats non-responses as affirmatives. We reserve the right to edit submissions for length and clarity. The opinions expressed herein are not neccesarily the views of the Fed. The views of the Fed are as follows:
1) There’s nothing like relaxing with a full pipe of the delicious crack rock.
2) Anna was that kid in kindergarten who romped around the play room telling parties of the respective gender “You have a penis. You have a vagina”
3) I don’t care what you say! I still think I’m hot!
4) We support Nussbaum and Woo.
The Fed is a forum; views expressed in individual articles are those of the author and do not neccesarily speak for anyone else affiliated with the paper.
October 17, 1999
Meghan Keane
Amy Phillips
Jacqueline Hidalgo
Billy Q. Fakename
Alex Angert
Matthew Kondratowicz
Tom Bellin
Ginger Gentile
Rosy Nograles