The Fed

The Lovely Staff of 15.3

Board of Editors
laurie marhoefer
tom bellin
jacqueline hidalgo

Associate Board
kent klieman
anna chodos
elana schor
thomas huth
amy phillips
mark kuba
matt kondratowicz
ted scharff

Contributors
j.r. wilhielm
rosy nograles
laetia kress
batsheva glatt
paul campion
ginger sladon gentile
meghan keane

Art
steven grant
ben schwartz

Graphics Staff
kent klieman
ted scharff

Layout Staff
anna chodos
laurie marhoefer
laetia kress
amy phillips
matt kondratowicz

Copy
meghan keane
elana schor
laetia kress

Staff Emeritus
leslee freidman


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1) There’s nothing like relaxing with a full pipe of the delicious crack rock.
2) Anna was that kid in kindergarten who romped around the play room telling parties of the respective gender “You have a penis. You have a vagina”
3) I don’t care what you say! I still think I’m hot!
4) We support Nussbaum and Woo.

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October 17, 1999