The Fed
the last issue... EVER
volume 15 issue 5 Y2k Compliant
Top 9 Yoda Pick-Up Lines
- Size matters not.
- I sense much fear in you. But relax, only West End it is.
- Nice, your shoes. Screw, let us.
- Want pizza and sex, you do?
- What, pizza, you like not?
- Have you some Jedi in you? Like some in you, would you?
- When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
- Make you horny, my ears do.
- There is no try, there is only do me.
- Your father a farmer, hmmm? Nice melons, you have.
December 1, 1999
Laurie Marhoefer
Mark Kuba
Erin Thompson
Anna Chodos
Ginger Gentile
Anindita Sinha
Chris Sandersfeld
Amy Phillips
Tom Bellin
Kent Kleiman and Elana Schor
Stephen Grant
Stephen Grant
Jacqueline Hidalgo
Billy Q. Fakename
Billy Q. Fakename, Erin Thompson, and Elana Schor
Amy Phillips