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Top 9 Yoda Pick-Up Lines

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  1. Size matters not.
  2. I sense much fear in you. But relax, only West End it is.
  3. Nice, your shoes. Screw, let us.
  4. Want pizza and sex, you do?
  5. What, pizza, you like not?
  6. Have you some Jedi in you? Like some in you, would you?
  7. When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
  8. Make you horny, my ears do.
  9. There is no try, there is only do me.
  10. Your father a farmer, hmmm? Nice melons, you have.
December 1, 1999